I was going to repost my last blog under the almost new title above (I’ve changed the number and subheading) – but then figured it really would be too boring to do this. Besides if you want to read “The Most Boring Blog Post In The World Evah Pt 1: Supermarket stock control” two or more times, all you have to do is click on the link I’ve added to the title here and then you can go over it as much as you like!
But don’t forget kids that the French philosopher of vitalism Henri Bergson claimed repetition is the basis of all humour! So remember to laugh out loud when you read through this post a second time – and every time thereafter! And strangely enough Søren Kierkegaard – the first but sadly not the last existentialist philosopher – calls boredom the demonic side of pantheism and this is something I’ve pointed out more than once before! So laugh louder for me now!
And while you’re at it don’t forget to check – www.stewarthomesociety.org – you know it makes (no) sense!
Tags: boredom, existentialism, Henri Bergson, humour, pantheism, repetition, Stewart Home, Søren Kierkegaard, vitalism
Rather than making an original comment would it be funnier if I just copied and pasted a comment from your previous blog?
Yes but you can’t just copy and paste since this blog doesn’t allow exact duplicate comments. You’ll have to make a subtle alteration such as changing a full stop into a comma – and that really is enough to do the trick!
pt2 was a bit too exiting…
A blog made up of tweets would be more boring….
Tweet tweet!
Henri Bergson is dead!
Søren Kierkegaard is dead! And he’s been dead longer than me!
The three r’s of postmodernism are – repetition, repetition, repetition…..
I just came from nowhere and I’m heading straight back there…
stock control is a sikilled operation!
So is brain surgery but that doesn’t necessarily make it entertaining….
Is this a repeat?
Can you say that again?
Is this blog a repeat? Even if it isn’t this comment nearly is!
I’m boring but am I boring enough?
This isn’t nearly as boring as my horror novels – aside from anything else it is way too short to compete with them on that score!
You can say that again!
I’m the chairman of the bored.
You can say that again.
Repeat after me: “Tedium isn’t enough, it’s gotta be downright dull and boring!’
Why bother with all that non dairy milk bollocks? If it’s for ‘health reasons’ why drink tea or coffee at all? In fact…why write this blog, you might strain a finger. There’ll be none of this bullshit in communism.
You may be crying in your beer over the fact that there’ll be none of your trolling bullshit in communism but the vast majority will be happy to see an end to your online (and indeed offline) obsessing. And just in case you failed to clock it there isn’t any mention of “non dairy milk bollocks” on this particular post. Have you always been this stupid and boring or is it just something you got into lately?