Shards Of The Spectacle

For no particularly good reason I decided to head down to The Millennium Bridge in central London to watch tonight’s supposedly spectacular light show to launch The Shard: the just completed tallest building in Europe, and one that allegedly contains apartments for sale at £50 million (although that is probably just hype). On The Millennium Bridge I found myself blinded by the lights not from The Shard’s lasers but the flash photography of the crowd around me. Oddly more people were taking pictures before the lights went on than after the show began….

Both The Millennium Bridge and The Embankment below were packed when I arrived just before the laser ‘spectacular’ kicked off; but once the event got underway the crowd quickly thinned. Revelers were underwhelmed by the spectacle and I heard people josh that “it was Shardly worth coming” and that “I’d have had a better evening drinking Chardonnay in front of the telly…” It seems the light spectacle itself was created for the cameras, not for those who came out to watch it on the night. Right now London is suffering from spectacle fatigue, but perhaps the footage might look moderately interesting to an insomniac YouTube fanatic a dozen years from now…. Whereas most of those who came to see the event live were so bored they left well before the show concluded.

And for an encore could we have the final and absolute collapse of capitalism? That said, can we actually trust the Barclays Capital analysts who six months ago claimed to have established an unhealthy connection between the world’s tallest buildings and every financial crisis over the past 140 years?

NB The Shard light show ran for about an hour from 10.15pm on 5 July, whereas this blog was posted a little after midnight so it is datelined 6 July.

And while you’re at it don’t forget to check – www.stewarthomesociety.org – you know it makes (no) sense!

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21 Responses to “Shards Of The Spectacle”

  1. Bob Diamond says:

    Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated?

  2. Philly Buster says:

    There was also dismay from some Londoners about the cost of a visit to the Shard, as it was revealed it will cost nearly £90 for a family of four to ascend to the viewing platform.

    Tickets to the platform – which opens in February – will cost £24.95 for an adult and £18.95 for a child.

    By comparison, an adult ticket to the top of the Eiffel Tower in Paris is currently priced at 14 euros – just over £11.

  3. Norman Ford says:

    Was The Millennium Bridge shaking to the beat of classical music?

  4. Kent Perry says:

    Hope ya threw a rock at a window for me, thats just over the top.

  5. mistertrippy says:

    Maybe it will blow down in the next storm to cut across London…

    @ Norman Ford – you couldn’t hear the music accompanying the light show on The Millennium Bridge but the structure was shaking a little at times due to the number of people on it….

  6. Gerry Mallon says:

    The Shard is there for the city to self-harm on.

  7. Stuart Green says:

    It were crap, our kid. And cheap.

  8. Craig Darryl says:

    …SHART…

  9. Gerry Mallon says:

    It should be shoved up Boris Johnson’s jacksy.

  10. Raymond Anderson says:

    San Diego had a better show and that was a technical accident!

  11. mistertrippy says:

    You’d have thought they could have managed something better… It looked like really bad special effects from an ultra-low budget 1970s sci-fi movie……

  12. Gerry Mallon says:

    Hung a mirrorball from it and lit a sparkler.

  13. Mike Lewis says:

    It looks prettier and more spectacular when I use a lit sparkler to light my farts…

  14. Grumpy Old Man says:

    Seeing people taking pictures all the time these days makes you think the world has gone crazy.. What will happened to them all when the digital formats change? Most will be looked at a couple of times and then be inaccessible forever. For every good picture of The Shard light show there will be thousands of bad ones! Crazy.

  15. Marina Wesley says:

    The Shard light show looked like a really cheap 1970s lava lamp that someone had forgotten to switch off!

  16. Andy Raymond says:

    Its all about timing and perspective.

  17. Randy Marshall says:

    Its expanded consciousness!!

  18. Eduard Bernstein says:

    Capitalism can’t go on forever but isn’t gradual deflation better than collapse?

  19. Sam Corrington says:

    Is the builidng actually finished yet? When you look at the top of The Shard it looks like they still need to do some work on it!

  20. Michael Roth says:

    I’ve got nothing ….

  21. mistertrippy says:

    Not even a pot to piss in?

    @ Sam Corrington – from a quick web search it seems The Shard is allegedly finished but since the viewing platform won’t open until February 2013 I kinda doubt it. They probably some finishing touches to add!