Posts Tagged ‘humour’

Humour Shortage Devastates Blogosphere!

Tuesday, July 24th, 2012

The blogosphere has been hit by a humour shortage following an influx of blogs secretly funded by major corporations to boost the poor public images of companies such as Wal-Mart. Comments on social media are also becoming increasingly dry as a result of PR driven astroturfing campaigns and spam comments designed to boost the search engine rankings of commercial websites. Research indicates that the blogosphere is now 67% less humorous than it was 5 years ago and the situation is getting worse.

Mister Trippy can confirm that this blog has been inundated with astroturf and spam comments in recent weeks.

Supplies of jokes, one-liners and humorous ripostes are running low as UK based blogs attempt to ward off the cavalcade of corporate crap brought together under the aegis of the London 2012 Olympics. This week London bloggers appealed to independent media producers and the public for help.

Avant-garde pornographer and blogger Stewart Home told one of his other 665 schizophrenic multiple personalities: “The wet weather has meant we are running out of jokes. Traditionally London has an over production of humorous blogs but the continuous rain we’ve suffered over the previous three months has prevented many local bloggers from getting into the kind of social situations that might be mined for their humour.”

“It is sunny now and I’m enjoying seeing lots of people (and especially thrity-something women AKA MILF) in skimpy outfits – but the hot weather has only been with us for a couple of days and is not expected to last into the weekend.”

“The lack of opportunity to flirt and engage in other types of social banter has been a huge drain on my ability to generate fresh jokes and I am hoping people from outside London will help me make up the shortfall by leaving witty comments on my blogs; as well as by sending me examples of their home porn.”

“Donations of jokes, one-liners and humorous ripostes are gratefully appreciated and can be left as comments below this post. Women aged 21 and over can contact me through the web mail form on my site to arrange ways in which I might view their home porn.”

According to new figures released this week, Mister Trippy has seen a 52 per cent increase in the number of jokes he cracks online over the past three years. A large number of the these gags are sexual in nature and require social interaction to inspire them.

Tessie Talk (another of Mister Trippy’s multiple personalities) added: “Humour is the only sane response to an insane capitalist world – without it even more people would be cracking up..”

And while you’re at it don’t forget to check – www.stewarthomesociety.org – you know it makes (no) sense!

A Boil In The Bag Blog

Saturday, June 23rd, 2012

This blog is designed to be heated from either frozen or thawed. Use a pot big enough to hold 1 to 1 ½ gallons of water. Bring water to a rolling boil. At least 24 hours earlier you should have printed out a copy of this blog, placed it in an supermarket carrier bag and frozen. Remove blog from your freezer (or fridge if you have defrosted it – please note once frozen this blog should always be defrosted in a fridge and never at room temperature), place in boiling water and set a timer according how soggy you like your prose. When the timer goes off, carefully pour the hot water and bagged blog into a colander that has been placed in a clean sink. Once all the water has drained, open the bag and carefully pour the blog into a serving dish and offer for sale as a work of art for £5000 (or your local currency equivalent). You should film the printing, freezing and boiling of this blog. Edited highlights may be posted on YouTube, Vimeo and other web platforms of your choice.

And while you’re at it don’t forget to check – www.stewarthomesociety.org – you know it makes (no) sense!

The Most Boring Blog Post In The World Evah Pt 2: Repetition

Sunday, June 3rd, 2012

I was going to repost my last blog under the almost new title above (I’ve changed the number and subheading) – but then figured it really would be too boring to do this. Besides if you want to read “The Most Boring Blog Post In The World Evah Pt 1: Supermarket stock control” two or more times, all you have to do is click on the link I’ve added to the title here and then you can go over it as much as you like!

But don’t forget kids that the French philosopher of vitalism Henri Bergson claimed repetition is the basis of all humour! So remember to laugh out loud when you read through this post a second time – and every time thereafter! And strangely enough Søren Kierkegaard – the first but sadly not the last existentialist philosopher – calls boredom the demonic side of pantheism and this is something I’ve pointed out more than once before! So laugh louder for me now!

And while you’re at it don’t forget to check – www.stewarthomesociety.org – you know it makes (no) sense!