Stewart Home: Don’t send a work to the art show. Tell the curator it got lost in the post. Do it again for the next exhibition. No art is the best art!
Curator: Great event score! I will use that as your contribution to the show (unless the postman happens to have found it).
Stewart Home: Only a dishonest postman could find a work I didn’t send, they only fake my work so they can make money from collectors, ingrates!
Curator: Bastards!
Stewart Home: At least they’re ripping off the collectors. But they ought to give me a cut of the dosh!
The anti-performance script in the top line of this post is one of many pieces not included in my mini-retrospective Again, A Time Machine on until 20 May 2012 at SPACE, 129-131 Mare Street, London E8 3RH, UK.
And while you’re at it don’t forget to check – www.stewarthomesociety.org – you know it makes (no) sense!
Comments
Comment by Hugo Ball on 2012-04-23 12:00:39 +0000
No comment.
Comment by Richard Hülsenbeck on 2012-04-23 14:18:25 +0000
Anti-comment
Comment by George Maciunas on 2012-04-23 15:13:20 +0000
Groovy!
Comment by George Brecht on 2012-04-23 15:38:03 +0000
You can say that again!
Comment by Andy Warhol on 2012-04-23 18:41:09 +0000
Strange sense of deja vu!
Comment by John Giorno on 2012-04-23 20:07:04 +0000
I could have sworn somebody else said that!
Comment by George Maciunas on 2012-04-23 20:36:36 +0000
Groovy.
Comment by Laurie Anderson on 2012-04-23 20:58:55 +0000
I’m sitting on a frosted snowflake in a purple bubble in the sky…
Comment by Brion Gysin on 2012-04-23 21:47:45 +0000
Your words have got me really stoned… really tripping… out of… you’ve gone and… you shouldn’t have gotten me this high… you didn’t write a long enough blog to get me this high… even my playthings walked to Saturn… bend pencil erasers… delicious… apples explode into butterflies… you gotta get me outta here… one two three four… I can hardly see… tombs interlocking… too much psychedelic prose… too many colours blown up in my face…
Comment by The Little Baby Jesus on 2012-04-23 22:32:16 +0000
Reassuringly dreadful! If this is this shit then imagine how shit the show will be! Can’t wait….
Comment by Yves Tanguy on 2012-04-23 22:35:23 +0000
Peace off!
Comment by mistertrippy on 2012-04-24 14:21:21 +0000
A search will turn up versions for the reviews of the show’s New York incarnation at places like the New York Times and Art In America….
There was so much that didn’t go into the show and the No Piece is just one very small example….
The version of the Again A Time Machine show on in London has a crazy but wonderful review here:
«a href=“http://www.3ammagazine.com/3am/stewart-home-vs-heidegger/" rel=“nofollow ugc”>http://www.3ammagazine.com/3am/stewart-home-vs-heidegger/>
Comment by Father Ted on 2012-04-24 16:03:40 +0000
No peace for the wicked….
Comment by Tommy Chong on 2012-04-24 17:26:13 +0000
Easy….
Comment by Ike and Tina Turner on 2012-04-24 18:11:41 +0000
We don’t do easy!
Comment by The Yes Men on 2012-04-24 20:32:06 +0000
Yes, yes, yes!
Comment by The Diddy Men on 2012-04-24 21:50:16 +0000
No, no, no!
Comment by Hello? on 2012-04-24 23:32:34 +0000
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Hello?
Comment by John The Postman on 2012-04-25 08:43:23 +0000
Postmen rock! Especially dishonest postmen!
Comment by Bob The Builder on 2012-04-25 13:25:52 +0000
tear it down!