You’ve Read This Blog Before!

1. If you’re a time traveller from the future with a special interest in this little corner of cyberspace…

2. If you consider contemporary writing to be thrillingly unoriginal and you see this blog as just words other have used before with some very minor variations in their order.

3. If you’re into the late-seventies Boston band The Nervous Eaters and you realise I’m just riffing on their tune “You’ve Heard These Chords Before”….

4. If having read this blog as it was originally posted in March 2012 on the Stewart Home Society site you then came across it copied and pasted elsewhere – or even reposted at more or less the same place…

5. If having come across this blog copied and pasted elsewhere or reposted here, you’ve now discovered the original blog…

6 If you liked this post so much you’ve come back to read it again….

7. You’re experiencing a strange sense of deja vu….

8. You’re really stoned… really tripping… out of… you’ve gone and… you shouldn’t have gotten this high… you didn’t take enough acid to get this high… even your playthings walked to Saturn… bend pencil erasers… delicious… apples explode into butterflies… you gotta get outta here… one two three four… you can hardly see… tombs interlocking… too much acid… too many colours blown up in your face…

9. You could swear someone else wrote this….

10. You’re sitting on a frosted snowflake in a purple bubble in the sky…

And while you’re at it don’t forget to check – www.stewarthomesociety.org – you know it makes (no) sense!

About mistertrippy

Stewart Home was born in south London in 1962. His mother Julia Callan-Thompson was a showgirl and club hostess. He has never held down a regular job for more than a few months at a time. On those rare occasions when he's been forced to work, Home has taken employment as a factory labourer, agricultural labourer, shop assistant, office clerk and art class model. Deciding he didn't like working in factories as a teenager, Home pursued cultural and political interests, writing many books and participating in even more gallery exhibitions.
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22 thoughts on “You’ve Read This Blog Before!

  1. BTO says:

    Yeah, I’ve read your blog before but you ain’t read this comment yet…..

  2. Bradley Wood says:

    I’ll grab my wigg an jostle on over.

  3. Sharon Fly says:

    You’ve clearly learnt the three ‘r’s’ of postmodernism – repetition, repetition, repetition….

  4. I could have sworn I’d been to this site before but now I’ve read some of the posts I see it is new to me. Anyway, I’m very glad I found it.

  5. I could have sworn somebody else said that!

  6. I’ve read it twice before and written it three times before that…

  7. Art Whore says:

    Strange sense of deja vu!

  8. Billy The Fink says:

    I’m sitting on a frosted snowflake in a purple bubble in the sky…

  9. You can say that again!

  10. Billy The Fink says:

    I’m sitting on a frosted snowflake in a purple bubble in the sky!

  11. Blog Lover says:

    You can post this blog again!

  12. Delegate From The People of the Future says:

    I’ve read this blog before….

  13. Heraclitus says:

    You can’t step in to the same blog post twice – the comments change all the time. Everything flows, nothing stays still….

  14. Fan Boy says:

    Your words have got me really stoned… really tripping… out of… you’ve gone and… you shouldn’t have gotten me this high… you didn’t write a long enough blog to get me this high… even my playthings walked to Saturn… bend pencil erasers… delicious… apples explode into butterflies… you gotta get me outta here… one two three four… I can hardly see… tombs interlocking… too much psychedelic prose… too many colours blown up in my face…

  15. You’ve Read This Blog Before!

    1. If you’re a time traveller from the future with a special interest in this little corner of cyberspace…

    2. If you consider contemporary writing to be thrillingly unoriginal and you see this blog as just words other have used before with some very minor variations in their order.

    3. If you’re into the late-seventies Boston band The Nervous Eaters and you realise I’m just riffing on their tune “You’ve Heard These Chords Before”….

    4. If having read this blog as it was originally posted in March 2012 on the Stewart Home Society site you then came across it copied and pasted elsewhere – or even reposted at more or less the same place…

    5. If having come across this blog copied and pasted elsewhere or reposted here, you’ve now discovered the original blog…

    6 If you liked this post so much you’ve come back to read it again….

    7. You’re experiencing a strange sense of deja vu….

    8. You’re really stoned… really tripping… out of… you’ve gone and… you shouldn’t have gotten this high… you didn’t take enough acid to get this high… even your playthings walked to Saturn… bend pencil erasers… delicious… apples explode into butterflies… you gotta get outta here… one two three four… you can hardly see… tombs interlocking… too much acid… too many colours blown up in your face…

    9. You could swear someone else wrote this….

    10. You’re sitting on a frosted snowflake in a purple bubble in the sky…

    And while you’re at it don’t forget to check – http://www.stewarthomesociety.org – you know it makes (no) sense!

  16. mistertrippy says:

    You can say that again – or rather you can’t because my WordPress blogging software doesn’t allow exact repetition of comments. Still if you changed the punctuation at the end of the last sentence from an ‘!’ to a ‘.’ it would get through!

  17. You’ve Read This Blog Before!

    1. If you’re a time traveller from the future with a special interest in this little corner of cyberspace…

    2. If you consider contemporary writing to be thrillingly unoriginal and you see this blog as just words other have used before with some very minor variations in their order.

    3. If you’re into the late-seventies Boston band The Nervous Eaters and you realise I’m just riffing on their tune “You’ve Heard These Chords Before”….

    4. If having read this blog as it was originally posted in March 2012 on the Stewart Home Society site you then came across it copied and pasted elsewhere – or even reposted at more or less the same place…

    5. If having come across this blog copied and pasted elsewhere or reposted here, you’ve now discovered the original blog…

    6 If you liked this post so much you’ve come back to read it again….

    7. You’re experiencing a strange sense of deja vu….

    8. You’re really stoned… really tripping… out of… you’ve gone and… you shouldn’t have gotten this high… you didn’t take enough acid to get this high… even your playthings walked to Saturn… bend pencil erasers… delicious… apples explode into butterflies… you gotta get outta here… one two three four… you can hardly see… tombs interlocking… too much acid… too many colours blown up in your face…

    9. You could swear someone else wrote this….

    10. You’re sitting on a frosted snowflake in a purple bubble in the sky…

    And while you’re at it don’t forget to check – http://www.stewarthomesociety.org – you know it makes (no) sense.

  18. You can’t say that again without changing it! That’s the nature of the post-modern condition!

  19. You should have been there the night postmodernism came out of the grave!

  20. Post Modern Paradox says:

    I would have read it before if I wasn’t illiterate….

  21. I think I already read this

  22. mistertrippy says:

    Nice one! And I bet you laughed even harder the second time than the first!