Stewart Home: Don’t send a work to the art show. Tell the curator it got lost in the post. Do it again for the next exhibition. No art is the best art!
Curator: Great event score! I will use that as your contribution to the show (unless the postman happens to have found it).
Stewart Home: Only a dishonest postman could find a work I didn’t send, they only fake my work so they can make money from collectors, ingrates!
Stewart Home: At least they’re ripping off the collectors. But they ought to give me a cut of the dosh!
The anti-performance script in the top line of this post is one of many pieces not included in my mini-retrospective Again, A Time Machine on until 20 May 2012 at SPACE, 129-131 Mare Street, London E8 3RH, UK.
And while you’re at it don’t forget to check – www.stewarthomesociety.org – you know it makes (no) sense!