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2012 Olympics Are Crap Says US Expert

Dr Al Ackerman, a noted expert on the many pleasurable ways it is possible to manipulate Chinese anal love beads, says the London 2012 Olympics are crap. Dr Ackerman’s criticisms focus on the fact that instead of concentrating on real … Continue reading

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10 Best Opening Lines Of All Time

Forget those boring guides to the best opening lines in books compiled by cruds who either draw solely on canonical literary novels and/or recent bestsellers. This is the real deal and I haven’t restricted myself to book length works either! … Continue reading

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Key Neoist practice plagiarised from French academics shock!

In recent months much has been made of the fact that the term Neoism can be traced back to a 1914¬† occasional poem by American satirist Franklin P. Adams. Okay, so most of the world seems to have ignored the … Continue reading

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