69 years of press coverage for Ray 'The Cat' Jones…

Over the past year I’ve devoted a number of blogs to my first cousin once removed Ray ‘The Cat’ Jones. Having talked to various people about Ray and located assorted print references to him made after he’d retired from being the greatest cat burglar in the world, I thought it was time to dig back into the past. Old newspaper reports of Ray’s court appearances verify much of what he had to say about his life, clarify various matters, and show that more recent accounts of his famous jail break have been distorted by those retelling the tale. Doing a quick search through national newspapers, I found no reports of Ray’s boxing career, and the earliest press coverage I could locate was dated 8 March 1940. The Daily Mirror put things this way:
“Thief Celebrated With 21 Suits
“A man living on the proceeds of house breaking once had so much money that he bought 21 suits and had £50 in his pockets. And for two years his fists kept him free.
“The police stated this at the Old Bailey yesterday when Raymond Jones, 23, described as a labourer of King Edward Walk, Lambeth, London, was sentenced to two years imprisonments for causing grievous bodily harm to a constable who tried to arrest him at the Marble Arch in December 1937, and for attempted theft from a car.
“He was arrested in Lambeth last month.
“A detective said Jones admitted assaulting numerous police officers to escape arrest in the last two years and he had been living on the proceeds of house breaking.”
There was an equally biased report in The Times also of 8 March 1940:
“Caught After Two Years. Labourer’s Savage Attack On Policeman.
“After being at liberty for over two years a man who twice escaped from police in 1937, on both occasions leaving a police officer unconscious on the ground and was not recaptured until early this year at Lambeth Walk, appeared in the dock at the Central Criminal Court yesterday.
“He is Raymond Jones, 23, a labourer of King Edward Walk, and he was sentenced to two years’ imprisonment for causing grievous bodily harm to one of the two constables, and attempted theft from a motor-car.
“Detective Hope said the prisoner admitted assaulting several police officers in order to escape arrest in the past two years. He had been living on the proceeds of house-breaking. On one occasion he had so much money he bought 21 suits and had £50 in his pocket.
“Judge Beazley, in sentencing Jones, said he had been guilty of a savage attack.”
On the basis of these reports, the press should be in the dock, charged with spreading unctuous bullshit. As I hope I’ve made clear in my earlier blogs, Ray was not guilty, he was fitted-up. The papers, taking their cue from the Old Bill and a slimeball judge report him as being guilty of numerous assaults on cops, but he was found guilty on just one count! And in this instance, he acted in self-defence after being violently assaulted by a bully dressed in blue.
Ray’s 1952 appearance at the Old Bailey was also widely covered by the press under headlines such as Alleged Complicity In Fur Coats Theft (Times April 25 1952), £4000 Fur’s Theft, Six And A Half Year Sentence (Times 24 June 1952), and Police Kept Watch From ‘Q Van’ He Says (Daily Mirror 21 June 1952). This need not detain us, although the swiping of guests’ coats during a swanky New Year party thrown by Colonel Martin Charteris for his upper-class chums is an amusing tale; and it is also worth noting that in his evidence Ray mentioned a feud between his family and notorious 1950s gangster Billy Hill and that to defend his brother who’d been stabbed, Ray punched out the Mister Big of the London crime world. But let’s move on to Ray’s famous jail break. The Times of 18 October 1958 described it thus:
“Two Escape At Pentonville. Others Fail In Attempt.
“Five men took part in an escape attempt from Pentonville Prison last light. Three were recaptured, but two others got away. They were the first men to break out of the prison since it was reopened in 1946. A full scale search of the area was carried out.
“The men who got out of the prison were Raymond Jones, aged 42, serving 8 years preventative detention, who Scotland Yard said might be violent, and John Rider, aged 28, serving 5 years imprisonment.
“The escape was made during the period given over to evening classes. Jones and Rider found ladders being used during the repair of the prison roof, and took them to scale the 20ft wall of the prison.
“Once on top of the wall, they jumped into an alley that skirts the side of the prison and one turned left, the other right… Tracker dogs, police cars, wardens, uniformed and plain clothes police with torches toured streets around Caledonian Road.”
The Daily Mirror (18 October 1958) used Gaol Break 2 Men Hunted as its headline, and this front page story contained the following information not provided by The Times: “Two of the other three men perched on the top of the wall then dropped back into the goal yard. The third fell and was injured.”  Rider enjoyed just 24 hours freedom, as The Times reported on 20 October 1958:
“John Rider aged 34, one of two men who escaped from Pentonville Prison, London, on Friday night, was recaptured on Saturday while he was asleep on a sofa in an unoccupied home at Antler Hill, Chingford, Essex.
“The search continues for the other prisoner Raymond Jones aged 42, who was serving a sentence of eight years preventative detention. Scotland Yard issued a warning he might be violent.”
The idea that Ray was potentially violent was just a cop smear designed to justify the filth’s 1940 fit-up; Ray never carried weapons, although he would defend himself with his fists if attacked. Ray also knew how to run and hide, having spent the whole of 1938 and 1939 on his toes… When he was finally recaptured The Daily Express (24 November 1960) put the story on the front page and reported it this way:
“Two-Year Escaper Caught
“Pentonville’s record escaper, Raymond Jones, was recaptured in Staines, Middlesex, last night.
He went ‘over the wall’ two years ago – the longest time a fugitive has been on the run from the jail.
“A tip-off at lunch-time sent the police to Staines. They waited six hours to seize him at a house.
“Jones, a 42 year old Welshman, was serving eight years preventative detention.”
So there you have it, plenty of contemporary documentation to confirm just why Ray ‘The Cat’ Jones is a legend! And this is also why as recently as November this year Wales On Sunday devoted yet another page to this famous criminal, the closest thing the 20th century ever produced to a new Robin Hood!
And while you’re at it don’t forget to check – www.stewarthomesociety.org – you know it makes (no) sense!


Comment by Zen Master K on 2009-12-27 14:16:59 +0000

I ran into a Sophia Loren lookalike the other day, but only about 21 years old and with plenty of modelling and ‘acting’ work to keep her busy. We hopped into bed and she wanted to 69, but after I got in place she farted in my face, so I got up. She asked me why I’d got up and I told her I wasn’t going to lie down for another 68 of her farts!

Comment by fi on 2009-12-27 14:27:14 +0000

I’m your cousin twice removed, I think

Comment by Russell Brand on 2009-12-27 15:52:26 +0000

21 suits is a pretty good celebration, but I’m more of a 21 sluts man myself! Ha ha!

Comment by fiona on 2009-12-27 18:26:08 +0000

btw- I didn’t say that.
Who on earth is it that wants to be me?? [and why on earth]
Whoever it is, you are welcome- I bored myself stupid ages ago & can’t wait to be some one else. Again.

Comment by fiona on 2009-12-27 19:19:33 +0000


Comment by THE PLAGIARIST on 2009-12-27 22:43:43 +0000

I ran into a Sophia Loren lookalike the other day, but only about 21 years old and with plenty of modelling and ‘acting’ work to keep her busy. We hopped into bed and she wanted to 69, but after I got in place she farted in my face, so I got up. She asked me why I’d got up and I told her I wasn’t going to lie down for another 68 of her farts!
My 21 suits weren’t stolen, merely appropriated.

Comment by The Autodidact on 2009-12-28 00:01:22 +0000

Q: What comes after 69?
A: Mouthwash.

Comment by The Moonlighting Kjartan Poskitt on 2009-12-28 00:10:45 +0000

What is a 6.9?
A 69 interupted by a period.

Comment by The Fake Bill Gates on 2009-12-28 00:16:16 +0000

Q: Why do greedy business people like 89 better than 69?
A: Because it’s a score more.

Comment by The Other Steve Jobs AKA Blow Jobs on 2009-12-28 00:51:49 +0000

The cost of eating out has gone up! A couple going down on each other simultaneously ain’t called 69 anymore, coz of inflation from now on it’s known as 96!

Comment by The Sexual Variations (Paraphilia) on 2009-12-28 00:54:36 +0000

Why is 77 better than 69? Because you get eight (ate) more!!!!

Comment by Alan Wicker on 2009-12-28 01:03:26 +0000

I once asked Russell Brand if he had ever tried 69? He said, “No, but I have done 53 – that’s all the strippers I can screw in one night.”

Comment by Tessie Talk on 2009-12-28 01:08:17 +0000

Q: What do elephants use for tampons?
A. Sheep

Comment by Georgina Baillie on 2009-12-28 01:28:35 +0000

After suffering terrible migraines, Russell Brand goes to his doctor. The medic tells him: “I suffered from bad headaches for years. It is caused by a tension in the scalp muscles. This is how I cured it. Every day I would lick my wife out. As she came she’d squeeze her legs together with all her strength and the pressure would relieve the tension in my head. Try that.”
A month later Jonathan Ross goes to see the same doctor. He says: “Doc, Russell Brand is a new man since he did your migraine treatment! He feels great! He says you’ve got to tell your cute wife to help me with my headaches too.”

Comment by The Pathetic Pete Murray on 2009-12-28 01:43:16 +0000

A sexually inexperienced short order cook marries a rich and much older widow. On their wedding night the short order cook undresses in the en-suite bathroom at their hotel and then jumps into bed so that his bride doesn’t see too much of him naked. The previously married bride tries to reassure her husband that he doesn’t need to be shy. He replies that he’s not shy and will do anything she wants. “OK,” the widow replies, “let’s start with a 69”. So her new husband picks up the bedside telephone and once he has room service says: “My wife wants a double-egg with chips, and I’d like a cheese sandwich and a glass of milk.”

Comment by The Sexual Variations (Paraphilia) on 2009-12-28 01:46:34 +0000

Q. Do you know what the square root of 69 is?
A. Ate something.

Comment by A Muppet Called Kermit on 2009-12-28 01:49:46 +0000

Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?
A: Because she gets a frog in her throat at 69!

Comment by Alfred Kinsey on 2009-12-28 02:00:48 +0000

You’ve all heard of the 69 sex position, but do you know how to do a 71? It’s basically a 69 plus two fingers up your partner’s shithole!

Comment by Albert Einstein on 2009-12-28 02:07:50 +0000

Q: What is 69 and 69?
A: Dinner for four!

Comment by Cleopatra VII on 2009-12-28 02:11:58 +0000

Q: What is LXIX?
A: 69 — the hard way.

Comment by Jeremy Clarkson on 2009-12-28 02:19:16 +0000

Q. What is the speed limit for sex in the Isle of Man XXX Race?
A. 68, because at 69 you overturn!

Comment by Slick Rick on 2009-12-28 02:21:52 +0000

Sex is good, sex is fine, doggy style or 69, just for fun or getting paid everyone loves getting laid….

Comment by Russell Brand on 2009-12-28 02:25:16 +0000

I once had it off with a cripple, her favorite position was the 69, so when I talked about it on my Radio 2 show we called it Meals on Wheels…

Comment by Dr. Robert Atkins on 2009-12-28 02:32:30 +0000

If you want to burn calories during sex rather than going to the gym, then doing 69 standing up is far more effective as a weight loss technique than doing it lying down….

Comment by The Sexual Variations (Paraphilia) on 2009-12-28 02:35:06 +0000

Q: Whats the speed limit of sex?
A: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around!

Comment by The Sexual Variations (Paraphilia) on 2009-12-28 02:39:12 +0000

Q: What is a 6.9?
A. Something great messed up by a period.

Comment by The Sexual Variations (Paraphilia) on 2009-12-28 02:44:09 +0000

For you girls.
Q: Why is 88 better than 69?
A: You get 8 twice.

Comment by Wilhelm Reich on 2009-12-28 02:48:19 +0000

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem …
In response the doctor said, “When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate try startling yourself”. That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion out he runs home to his wife.
At home his wife is in bed, naked and waiting on her husband. As the two begin, they find themselves in the ’69’ position. The man, moments later, feels the sudden urge to come and fires the starter pistol.
The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, “How did it go?”. The man answered, “Not that well … when I fired the pistol my wife shit on my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air!”

Comment by Russell Brand on 2009-12-28 02:50:06 +0000

Q. What do you call a Chinese 69?
A. Two Can Chew!

Comment by Richard Freiherr von Krafft-Ebing on 2009-12-28 03:07:58 +0000

Two American students were making out in a hire car in the English town of Dorking. Things got really hot, and by the time they were going down on each other they weren’t paying any attention to what was going on outside. All of a sudden a traffic warden was tapping on their window. The warden could hardly contain himself.
“Do you know that under British law you are not allowed to have sex in public?” he asked the students.
Despite being embarrassed at getting caught out in this way, they had the foresight to say: “No, sorry, we’re Americans studying here but we won’t do it again.”
“I will have to write you a ticket.” The warden told them and he reiterated that they better watch their behaviour or he’d call up the old bill and have them arrested.
After they’d dressed, the girl asked the boy what the traffic warden had written on the ticket. The boy replied, “Doing 69 in a 35 zone.”

Comment by Justus Lipsius on 2009-12-28 03:13:59 +0000

Right now, as you read this, 69 Million Europeans are having SEX!
……And you’re on the computer!!!

Comment by Kenny Everett on 2009-12-28 03:16:19 +0000

Q. What’s the difference between a 69 and driving in fog?
A. Driving in fog you can never see the arsehole in front of you.

Comment by The Unreal Kenny G on 2009-12-28 12:19:47 +0000

Wow, your jokes are like my girlfriend: they both suck!

Comment by Anne Desclos on 2009-12-28 12:41:01 +0000

A man and a woman were doing 69 He stopped eating for a second and said: “Do you like the taste of my cock?” She reassured him: “Yes! Your cock is a sea food cocktail suitable for the most delicate of palates. But tell me, do you still dig the flavour of my twat?” The man replied: “Yeah, crabs are my favourite food!”

Comment by The Sexual Variation (Paraphilia) on 2009-12-28 12:43:36 +0000

Q. What comes after 69?
A. Listerine.

Comment by Charles Allen Moser on 2009-12-28 12:47:40 +0000

A guy says to his wife, “I’m in the mood for some 69.”
She says, “It’s that time of the month, but if you don’t care, I don’t care.”
They go into the bedroom, and are 69’ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings.
She says, “Answer the door.”
He says, “But my face is a mess.”
She says, “It’s just the postman. Answer the door, and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich.”
He opens the door and says, “I’m sorry about my mouth, I was eating a jam sandwich.”
The mailman says, “I wasn’t looking at the jam on your mouth. I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead!”

Comment by Mary Millington on 2009-12-28 12:56:58 +0000

Q: Why is the 69 sex position also known as doing it smokers style?
A: Because while she is enjoying cigar, he is cleaning ashtray

Comment by simon on 2009-12-28 13:35:29 +0000

Q: How do you give a woman an orgasm?

Comment by Len Hutton on 2009-12-28 13:36:17 +0000

You’ve probably done a 69 but have you tried a 649?
In the sport of cricket, a four is a specific type of scoring event, whereby the ball crosses the boundary after touching the ground at least one time, scoring four runs. Because of this the sexual fetish 649 is very popular among cricketers.
A 649 is when a heterosexual couple do a 69 with the woman on top. As they are doing this a second man dressed in full cricket gear beats the woman on the arse with a cricket bat, after some good strokes, the second man gets behind the woman and has anal sex with her while she is still 69ing the other man. This means that the second man is able to tea-bag (bang his balls against the head of a sexual partner) the first man, while dogging the woman. Ideally, the woman should not let the first man come in her mouth, so that he can have anal sex with the second man while she beats him on the arse with a cricket bat.

Comment by Tiger Woods on 2009-12-28 14:01:52 +0000

69 is fun, but I prefer a 404, that’s the error message I get when I thought I was having sex with my wife but actually I put my dick in the wrong hole (that’s is if you see anything wrong with having sex with models and strippers).
Come on ladies, put a tiger in your tank!

Comment by Bernard Madoff on 2009-12-28 14:52:03 +0000

I prefer 68 to 69, my wife goes down on me and I promise to pay her back by performing oral sex on her later! Then if she won’t 68 me the next time, I just go with a hooker.

Comment by The Kalin Twins on 2009-12-28 15:00:04 +0000

We might hail from New York but we’re very British in our tastes. For our 3 O’Clock Thrill, we take six teas and nine prostitutes between us!

Comment by Rudy Ray Moore on 2009-12-28 17:50:12 +0000

When Casanova decided to 69 a lady elephant, it led to his only crushing defeat as a sexual althelete.

Comment by Al Jolson on 2009-12-28 18:09:18 +0000

Personally, I like doing a 74, that’s a 69 with the two individuals involved giving each other a high five after sex…..

Comment by College Humor Kid on 2009-12-28 18:24:14 +0000

Fascists aren’t into 69, they’re so solipsistic that they prefer to 68, or suck themselves off. One early fascist idiot called Gabriele d’Annunzio even had his bottom ribs removed so that it was easier to suck himself off (obviously he wasn’t born with a big enough cock).

Comment by Nicolas Bourbaki on 2009-12-28 18:28:26 +0000

Q. What’s 69 + 69 + 69 + 69 + 69 + 69 + 69 + 69 + 69 + 69?
A. An orgy!

Comment by Monty Cantsin on 2009-12-28 18:30:43 +0000

Q. How do you perform 69 backwards?
A. With difficulty!

Comment by Karen Eliot on 2009-12-28 18:32:05 +0000

Q. How do you perform 69 backwards?
A. With a contortionist!

Comment by Russell Brand on 2009-12-28 18:41:02 +0000

I did 69 with a dwarf last week and I found it a right pain in the neck.

Comment by Jonathan Ross on 2009-12-28 18:44:08 +0000

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, “Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, “You see, it’s like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it’s so much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own … so does she.

Comment by Lenny Henry on 2009-12-28 18:47:25 +0000

Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated.
On the bus, one turned to another and said, “So, what did you bring?” The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the “Grandma Moses of Jail”.
Then he asked the first, “What did you bring?”
The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and grinned and said, “I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire and gin, and any number of games.”
The third convict, a blonde man, was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself. The other two took notice and asked, “Why are you so smug? What did you bring?”
The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled. He said “I brought these.”
The other two were puzzled and asked – “What can you do with those?”
He grinned and pointed to the box and said – “Well according to the box, I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller-skating …”

Comment by Tracey Ullman on 2009-12-28 18:49:32 +0000

Q: What did one tampon say to the other tampon?
A: Nothing, they’re both stuck up bitches

Comment by Bernard Manning on 2009-12-28 18:51:51 +0000

Q. How can you tell when a women is having a bad day?
A. She has her tampon behind her ear,and she can`t find her cigarette.

Comment by Roy Castle on 2009-12-28 18:54:28 +0000

Q: What did the tampon say to the other tampon in school?
A: I’ll see you next period.

Comment by Jimmy Edwards on 2009-12-28 19:01:28 +0000

Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?
A: Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Comment by I Shot Valerie Solanas on 2009-12-28 19:04:39 +0000

Once, a man at an amusement park had to use the bathroom so bad that he couldn’t wait for the long line to the men’s room. He asked if he could use the girl’s bathroom quickly since it wasn’t occupied.
A female worker said that he could use it only if he did it quickly and didn’t push any of the 3 buttons in the bathroom. The man went in and enjoyed a piss, hurried and washed his hands, but became curious of what the letters above the 3 buttons meant.
He pushed and found out by pushing the first button labeled “WW” that it meant warm water. He enjoyed the warm water on his genital so he pushed the second button that said “BP”. Baby powder blew out of a hole and powdered his below. Then, there was one more button that said “ATR”. The man thought that the first two were nice, so he pushed the button. This one hurt so bad that he passed out.
When he woke up in hospital, he noticed that his Willie was missing. The lady that worked at the amusement park visited and asked if he pushed any of the buttons.
The man said, “I pushed all three of them. The first poured warm water on me, the second one shot powder on me, and something went wrong with the third one.” “What does ATR mean?” asked the man.
The lady smiled and said that it meant “AUTOMATIC TAMPON REMOVER.”

Comment by Bill Crosby on 2009-12-28 19:07:11 +0000

Q: How do you get tickets to the Tampon 100?
A: Pull some strings.

Comment by Richard Pryor on 2009-12-28 19:09:47 +0000

A tampon company was losing money so they hired an advertising company to help them boost business. After a week or so, a representative from the advertising company came to the head of the tampon company with a new slogan. The new slogan went like this:
We’re not “Number One” yet, but we’re up there!

Comment by Eddie Murphy on 2009-12-28 19:14:27 +0000

A man gives blood to save his wife’s life. A few months later they are divorced. The husband says to his ex-wife: “I want my blood back you bitch!” The ex pulls up her skirt, wrenches down her knickers, pulls a tampon out of her twat and throws it at him while shouting: “I’ll pay you back monthly you bastard.”

Comment by simon on 2009-12-28 19:16:07 +0000

Q: How do you give a woman an orgasm?

Comment by Redd Foxx on 2009-12-28 19:17:35 +0000

This one is strickly for the ladies, I ain’t lying! Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

Comment by Chris Rock on 2009-12-28 19:20:10 +0000

Q: Did you hear about the new Greek tampon?
A: It’s called “Abzorba the Leak.”

Comment by Dudley Moore on 2009-12-28 19:22:06 +0000

I know a woman who is so nasty that her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.

Comment by Peter Cook on 2009-12-28 19:23:01 +0000

I know a woman who is so nasty that she reuses her used tampons!

Comment by Kenneth Williams on 2009-12-28 19:24:47 +0000

Q: Why did the elephants have to stop using sheep as tampons?
A: They were afraid of getting toxic flock syndrome

Comment by Tony Hancock on 2009-12-28 19:30:32 +0000

Q: Why is there a string on the end of a tampon?
A: So you can floss after you eat!

Comment by Sid James on 2009-12-28 19:38:03 +0000

A proletarian, a bourgeois, and lumpen had a room full of dirty tampons, and they decided to have a contest to see who could stay in there the longest. First it was the proletarian’s turn. The other two locked him in the room and waited. A week later, they heard him whimpering and pounding on the door so they let him out.
“That is the sickest smell I have ever endured!” cried the proletarian. “I couldn’t stay in there another minute!”
Next it was the lumpen’s turn. After a month he finally banged on the door to be let out. “Oh God, that is the most putrid smell in the world! I couldn’t take it another minute!” he cried as he gasped for breath.
Finally it was the turn of the bourgeois. They locked him in the room and waited. A week went by, a month, a year. The proletarian and the lumpen heard nothing. Finally they began to worry, so they yelled through the door, “You can come out now! You’ve won the contest by far!”
To which the bourgeois yelled back, “No, not yet! I’m not done eating the jelly donuts.”

Comment by Charlie Chaplin on 2009-12-28 19:43:27 +0000

Q: What is the difference between a Ford and a tampon?
A: A tampon comes with it’s own tow rope.

Comment by THE PLAGIARIST on 2009-12-28 20:58:53 +0000

Russell Brand is a multiple identity, a nom de plume, or multiple-use name that anyone is welcome to use for activist and artistic endeavours. It is especially popular within the Neoist movement. It was developed in order to counter the male domination of that movement, the most predominant multiple user-names being Monty Cantsin and Luther Blissett.
These multiple names were developed and popularized in artistic subcultures of the 1970s to 1990 like Mail Art, Neoism and post-Situationist discourse, with the pseudonym Rrose Sélavy jointly used by Dada artist Marcel Duchamp and the surrealist poet Robert Desnos forming a historical pretext. The political references go back much further, eg Ned Ludd, while in poetry there are precedents such as Taliesin.
In the 1960s underground culture the multiple name Emmett Grogan was adopted by San Francisco Diggers and in the 1970s the multiple name Wally was adopted by a group of squatters in around Stonehenge.

Comment by The Marquis de Sade on 2009-12-28 22:46:20 +0000

Q: How do you make a nun pregnant?
A: Fuck her!

Comment by fiona on 2009-12-30 14:35:02 +0000

I didn’t say that again

Comment by oldrope on 2009-12-30 16:49:35 +0000

Boom boom.
My cat is hanging at me ma’s getting in with the local beat-poetry scene and generally trying to get used to the place before I do one to Argentina.
Q. How do you perform a 69
A. I dont know

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