How To Make Money Fast!

“How To Make Money Fast” is just one of thousands of spam comments my filter prevented from being posted on this blog. If the spammer in question actually knew a good way of making money fast, it’s unlikely they’d be telling other people about it. My filter is also repeatedly blocking spam comments from someone offering to write cheap blog posts for me and my readers. This seems to rather miss the fact that I prefer to put my own spin on shit – not to mention that with all the spam that comes my way, I’ve more than enough material from which I can write blogs fast, so I don’t need to pay someone else to do it for me. I could probably spend hours taking the piss out of the spammer offering to add Facebook fans to profiles on that platform… Fake fans aren’t about to bring anyone fame or money… and ultimately it’s more satisfying to engage with people than have them look up to you for no good reason. The star/fan relationship ain’t exactly a groove sensation – and using social media to replicate it online seems to completely miss the point of web 2.o, which is that it should give people the opportunity to interact on a more equal footing.
During my spam deletion process, I tend to pay slightly more attention to those comments offering search engine optimisation services (SEO) and free backlinks, than virtual pitches for lawyers. plumbers, escorts, watches, baby clothes, handbags, diets and designer shoes etc. However I wouldn’t click on SEO cowboy links or allow their outrageous claims to appear on my blog – because they’re likely to lead to some virus infested scam site. What all this bot-driven ‘activity’ ultimately reveals is the desperation among those who think social media is the new Klondike and that they’re about to strike gold. As I’ve said before, focusing on content will ultimately result in getting people to engage with a site – building links may raise you very slightly up some search engine rankings, but it doesn’t necessarily lead to anyone looking at what’s on your pages. Content is still king and ninety-nine percent of the time monetisation is a pipe dream – which is one of a number of reasons why there are no ads here!
If you still want to make money fast you’d probably do better ram-raiding a jewellery store.
And while you’re at it don’t forget to check – – you know it makes (no) sense!


Comment by Lucy Johnson on 2011-11-03 11:13:25 +0000


Comment by Rip Van Winkle on 2011-11-03 14:04:31 +0000

I like to make money while I sleep!

Comment by Sleeping Beauty on 2011-11-03 14:58:51 +0000

I like to buy my Jimmy Choo shoes from online bargain discounters while I sleep!

Comment by SH on 2011-11-03 15:18:16 +0000

How to make money fast – set up your own Central Bank!

Comment by Hecate on 2011-11-03 15:34:56 +0000

I know what SH stands for – it’s a subliminal come on telling us to ‘shoot heroin’.

Comment by Karl Marx on 2011-11-03 16:12:13 +0000

Money is only a representation of wealth and only when we abolish it will there be an end to late-capitalism’s postmodern nightmare!

Comment by Warning! on 2011-11-03 16:42:30 +0000

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Comment by Giles Deluded on 2011-11-03 16:55:44 +0000

Money, wealth, fame, glamour, sex etc. seem to be all that is on offer here. Isn’t it about time we invented some post-capitalist desires?

Comment by Chuck Brown on 2011-11-03 17:18:12 +0000

Mastercard, Visa, American Express, I ain’t got nothing ‘gainst no credit card but the cash is the best…..

Comment by Doctor Rock on 2011-11-03 17:35:31 +0000

A healthy diet with plenty of fruit and vegetables will massively improve the well-being of the world’s population…. Mean greens just make us sick!

Comment by Chubby Spammer on 2011-11-03 17:53:39 +0000

Let’s backlink again like we did last summer!

Comment by Bob The Bilderberger on 2011-11-03 18:20:40 +0000

Click on the links from those spam comments and emails and you’re more likely to end up with a bricklayer’s dozen than anything else!

Comment by Far-Out Frannie on 2011-11-03 21:55:00 +0000

I’m a chick with a dick and I have no problems making money in bed…..

Comment by Fast Frank on 2011-11-03 22:40:21 +0000

Now you see it, now you don’t! That’s how I make money fast – I dip!

Comment by Sarcastic Orgasm on 2011-11-04 00:02:51 +0000

Sarcastic spam turns me on!

Comment by Johnny Dollar on 2011-11-04 08:54:59 +0000

Here are some genuine old country cures that I got from my grandmother.
If you have a headache: lie down and place a doller bill on your stomach. Pleasure yourself and as you do so repeat out loud: “I am feeling well”. If you are a man you must come over the dollar bill.
For a cold ditto but use a five dollar bill.
For chickenpox ditto but use a ten.
For depression ditto but use a twenty.
To cure cancer do the same but use a fifty dollar bill.
Send me a dollar and I will give you more cures.

Comment by Viv Nicholson on 2011-11-04 09:33:44 +0000

I just wanna spend, spend, spend!

Comment by A Freud on 2011-11-04 13:28:51 +0000

Q. Why do banker wankers have money falling out of their assholes?
A. Coz their parents failed in their toilet training….

Comment by Plotinus on 2011-11-04 13:47:49 +0000

I’ve started collecting Euro nots in case they stop printing them….

Comment by Vamp on 2011-11-04 14:15:48 +0000

I’m not interested in making money fast, I just want to make love to you very slowly!

Comment by Bunny on 2011-11-05 15:59:11 +0000

Ram Raiding is so nineties, bollards put an end to it. We have moved on via Carousel Fraud and now….

Comment by Michael Roth on 2011-11-27 05:00:36 +0000

It’s true that content is king and the more successful sites, in my opinion, bear this out. While certain tweaks can be added to the structure of a site to improve results in a search, it is the content that keeps people coming back. These sites find their audience and grow from that strong base.

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