Instant Blogs

Instant blogs were first marketed in the USA in November 2002 under the brand name Technorati. The Technorati platform was founded by Dave Sifry, with its headquarters in San Francisco, California. Tantek Çelik was the site’s chief technologist – obviously they should have used someone else. The fact that Technorati is virtually useless can be demonstrated by the fact that it’s link to the feed from my rss worked for a few months and hasn’t uploaded anything now for more than two and a half years. Technorati’s ranking system is equally stupid and promotes tired and conventional views at the expense of innovation and smart thinking. The content of instant blogs has varied over the years, but with the maturation of Web 2.0 now generally consists of the following:
3 parts bullshit (can be cut & pasted from other blogs).
2 parts worthless opinion (can be cut & pasted from other blogs).
1 embedded video.
Seasoned with lots of pictures.
Mix all together.
Serve on WordPress, Blogger or LiveJournal.
Can be fortified with swear words! Fuck, cunt, motherfucker, shit, etc.
Can be thickened by adding gratuitous insults or spam links!
Instant blogs are on the whole self-referential, narcissistic and not quite vicious or crazy enough to keep me entertained. By way of contrast I’m sexy, seductive and smart! I’ve also gone beyond narcissism to become an ego-maniac on a world historical scale; and I’m so self-referential that my tongue has not only disappeared up my own arse, it has emerged once again from my mouth! No one makes an instant blog the way I do – compare and contrast and you’ll find this one is better than anything else on the net! Sarcasm and irony can only take you half-way there – you also need infinite, absolute negativity. And I’ve got that in spades!
And while you’re at it don’t forget to check – – you know it makes (no) sense!


Comment by Instant Reply on 2012-02-05 23:49:26 +0000

Well don’t expect any effort in my instant reply!

Comment by Instant Troll on 2012-02-06 00:10:20 +0000


Comment by Pot Noodle on 2012-02-06 00:51:22 +0000

Let’s get stoned!

Comment by Goebels on 2012-02-06 02:50:26 +0000

There’s no crackling on my pork-belly

Comment by Instant Replay on 2012-02-06 22:53:32 +0000

3 parts bullshit (can be cut & pasted from other blogs).
2 parts worthless opinion (can be cut & pasted from other blogs).
1 embedded video.
Seasoned with lots of pictures.
Mix all together.

Comment by Instant Debt on 2012-02-07 00:37:03 +0000

ain’t nothing going down but the rent….

Comment by Chcocolate George on 2012-02-07 02:20:50 +0000

Fuck, cunt, motherfucker, shit!

Comment by Instant Agony on 2012-02-07 10:27:57 +0000

working class victimization!

Comment by Psychic Espresso on 2012-02-07 19:19:25 +0000

Do you drink instant coffee too? I doubt it!

Comment by Zen-Like Mike on 2012-02-07 20:07:36 +0000

What about instant eternity?

Comment by John Foxx on 2012-02-07 21:55:41 +0000

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Comment by Loose Lips Sink Ships on 2012-02-07 23:26:33 +0000

Comment is cheap!

Comment by SEO Steve Fail on 2012-02-08 00:45:50 +0000

If you think instant blogs are bad, then you ain’t checked out microblogging, which is wicked!

Comment by Arse on 2012-02-08 01:02:32 +0000

I like a good instant blog up the jacksee – it’s better than colonic irrigation!

Comment by Old Fart on 2012-02-08 01:38:12 +0000

Web 2.0 stinks!

Comment by Narcissist on 2012-02-08 23:11:48 +0000

Thanks for the write up – I love it!

Comment by Dave on 2012-02-09 10:07:41 +0000

well there goes my instant sporadicness for the day…… ah me illusion is shattered, it woz just a dream.

Comment by Design Plus on 2012-02-12 14:31:01 +0000

Instant domain name registration, web site design, hosting, email, ecommerce, programming, content etc. For a modest fee of course…

Comment by Sid The Saxist on 2012-02-12 16:18:54 +0000

I want instant funk!

Comment by Gray Haired Web Surfer on 2012-02-12 17:36:55 +0000

Bah, humbug!

Comment by Michael Roth on 2012-06-24 20:38:18 +0000

This instant blog approach is breaking the way for Web 3.0 – No content at all!

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