10 Quickest Ways To 'Write' A Blog

  1. Re-blog someone else’s effort.
  2. Copy and paste (sneakier and better than re-blogging since you can take the credit without doing the work).
  3. Use pictures or videos.
  4. Write the first thing that comes into your head.
  5. Share your sexual fantasies with the world (but don’t be surprised if the world isn’t interested).
  6. An advice blog on how to blog (or even on how to blog quickly).
  7. String something together from your favourite song lyrics.
  8. What would Bruce Lee (or whoever you happened to dig) say about some current news story. And, of course, Bruce would say with regard to Alexis Wright – the alleged Zumba Madam with her own porn channel-  that every good athlete deserves to be famous.
  9. A column on self-referentality considered as a post-modern groove sensation!
  10. Do a list blog (10 greatest eusosleaze movies of all time, 10 sleaziest chancers in the London art world etc.).
    And while you’re at it don’t forget to check – www.stewarthomesociety.org – you know it makes (no) sense!


Comment by Mark Kaye on 2012-10-19 15:00:11 +0000

Wouldn’t it have been easier to blog on the ten fastest ways to write a blog comment?

Comment by The Plagiarist on 2012-10-19 17:34:14 +0000

I’ve copied it already and will paste in onto my blog in the next day or so….

Comment by Lucy Johnson on 2012-10-19 18:08:11 +0000

I will be referencing this in my efforts to be blogtastic!

Comment by mistertrippy on 2012-10-19 20:58:56 +0000

Great! The more you post the less anyone will notice if I copy and paste the odd blog from you!

Comment by 300hz on 2012-10-19 21:44:13 +0000

«a» just for this Dr T, you have become my A.Huxley, cheers.

Comment by 300hz on 2012-10-19 21:47:14 +0000

novice nerd i’ll try again…
“A column on self-referentality considered as a post-modern groove sensation!”
just for this Dr T, you have become my A.Huxley, cheers.

Comment by Dragon Chen on 2012-10-19 23:34:18 +0000

Point 8 you got it wrong on Bruce Lee – he’d say Alexis Wright needs to work more on her fitness and on her dancing. She’s got a long way to go to get the top of her game on both of these, even if she ain’t right at the bottom….

Comment by Pete Jones on 2012-10-20 13:31:45 +0000

I want more pictures

Comment by John Lewis on 2012-10-20 14:26:42 +0000

You forgot about that old classic – my top 10 fav. department stores!

Comment by The Man in the Iron Mask on 2012-10-20 15:03:31 +0000

If you want an ‘old classic’ you have to go back a century before the department store to lists about houses of ill repute eg Covent Garden – the Top 10 Brothels.

Comment by Lucy Johnson on 2012-10-20 16:08:43 +0000

I have already done number one but I asked permission-seemed the gallant thing to do.

Comment by THE REAL PLAGIARIST on 2012-10-20 17:23:18 +0000

…a strange sense of deja vu…

Comment by dutch oven on 2012-10-20 21:04:55 +0000

Keep Harpers on, tittle Tatler hits the spot. You are always in Blogue.

Comment by The Post-Modern Plagiarist on 2012-10-20 21:49:11 +0000

I could have sworn someone else said that….

Comment by Michael Roth on 2012-10-21 05:52:48 +0000

Re-blogging is so Web 2.0. I can’t wait to see what we can do with Web 3.0!

Comment by mistertrippy on 2012-10-21 15:06:44 +0000

You’re so right – this place sucks! Forward to Web 3.0, the communist web!
@ TMITIM – and doing the top ten brothels in the area on the border of Cripplegate Without and St Lukes in the early seventeenth-century might be nice….. just outside the old city wall… or Whitefriars in that period too! Lots of brothels in both those places then, now it is more bankers…..
@ The Real Plagiarist – I’m thinking The 10 Best Ways To Remove Tea Stains From A Cup might be the best fast blog we could steal off each other!

Comment by Dave Coit on 2012-10-21 16:44:02 +0000

You’re out of date. 5 is the new 10.

Comment by Scotch Alex on 2012-10-21 22:22:10 +0000

Isn’t it even quicker if you just don’t bother writing a blog?

Comment by Geoff Southfield on 2012-10-22 00:22:13 +0000

But Alex if there wasn’t a blog you wouldn’t be able to add your put-down comments!

Comment by Lucy Johnson on 2012-10-22 20:25:33 +0000

Big up the Bolshevik web!

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